Holding a generous ten fluid ounces of your favourite brew, this mug instructs anyone sitting opposite that you wish them a merry Christmas.  At times like this, words are superfluous.  The reverse side (or if you are left-handed) the front proudly displays the Farkham Hall logo and family motto "Eternum in Excretia, Solo Profundis Variat" - "Always in the poo, only the depth varies"