Holding a generous ten fluid ounces of your favourite brew, this mug instructs anyone wanting anything at all that may disturb your tea or coffee break that they should attend the far queue.  Well, something like that anyway.  This makes a great gift for anyone reluctantly in a customer service role.    The reverse side (or if you are left-handed) the front proudly displays the Farkham Hall logo and family motto "Eternum in Excretia, Solo Profundis Variat" - "Always in the poo, only the depth varies".  Now with a nice shade of blue inside to match the print colour and handle, the latest generation of Farkham Hall mugs spell out the message even more prettily than ever.