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Beltane Bullsh*t Bingo
Venue: Local Farm, TBA
From: 9:00 am Until: 5:00 pm
This simple game could win you a few bob! It is simplicity itself; our friendly local farmer points us to a field, of which an aerial photo is taken. That photo is then divided into a hundred squares. Later on, a bull (or other bovine creature) is released into the field and its movements monitored.

The game is over when the bull empties his bowels onto the playing surface. The field is then re-photographed and overlaid with the grid. Whoever has 'bought' the square in which the bullsh*t lands, wins the prize. This is half the total entry revenue. The rest goes to the Air Ambulance Fund.

In the case of the deciding pile landing on the border between squares, the prize will be shared equally between the owners of all squares. This is not proportional, according to how much poo lands in which square, it is equal shares for all affected.

If we can find a volunteer to operate the camera, the event will be streamed to the showroom so that you can watch the action live as it happens.
Contact: 07860 256594
Event Series: charity
Motoverde Bike Clean Day
Venue: Farkham Hall Stores
From: 10:00 am Until: 6:00 pm
Re-scheduled event. Sadly, due to circumstances beyond our control, the 2024 bike clean event was cancelled, so we hope for better luck in 2025. Just turn up with your bike and we will treat it to a Motoverde Snow Foam soak and hose off, followed by adding a sparkle with their After Shine product, optional chain clean with Drive Train Cleaner and lube.

If you like the products, there is a 10% discount on all Motoverde items for taking home on the day. Everyone's a winner!

If you can't make it on Bank Holiday Monday, don't worry, all the Motoverde products are available in Farkham Hall Stores Online
Contact: 07860 256594
Event Series: charity
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