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Key Towns: :Abbey Wood, West Heath, Crossness ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Aberdeen" title="Click here to see more images relating to Aberdeen"> Aberdeen: More…, Postcode areas: AB1, AB2, AB22 and AB23. Go to Home Page Aberdeen: Hide…, Postcode areas: AB1, AB2, AB22 and AB23. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Aberdeen area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Aberdeen. If you are a solicitor in AberdeenFarkham HallAberdeenNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the aberdeen region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Nobody from the Farr Canal Boat Company arrived, but the flashing blue lights soon alerted the family to a different presence and Farr-Quinell F&A spent an uncomfortable night as guests of the Farkham Constabulary before the true meaning of the message was finally established. I guess the company must have used low quality tape in their answering machine...'; window.scrollTo(0,0);" alt="Image of Farr Canal Holiday Goes Wrong!" title="Click here for full size view of image Farr Canal Holiday Goes Wrong!"> Services
Key Towns: :, Aberchirder, Aboyne, Achath, Affleck, Aldie, Alford, Allanaquoich, Allancreich, Allardice, Arbuthnott, Ardallie, Ardgowse, Ardlair, Ardo, Ardoyne, Arnhall, Arthrath, Artrochie, Asloun, Auchallater, Aucharnie, Auchattie, Auchenblae, Auchininna, Auchintoul, Auchiries, Auchleven, Auchlunies, Auchmacoy, Auchnagatt, Aucholzie, Auchorrie, Auds, Aultnapaddock, Aulton, Auquhorthies, Backburn, Backfolds, Backhill, BackhillofClackriach, BackhillofTrustach, Backside, Badenscoth, Badenyon, Bailliesward, Bainshole, Balbithan, Balchers, Balfour, Balgove, Balgreen, Balhalgardy, Ballater, Ballaterach, Ballochan, Ballogie, Balmedie, Balthangie, Banchory, Banchory-Devenick, Banff, Bankhead, BartholChapel, Baulds, Bearnie, Beggshill, Belhelvie, Belhinnie, Bellabeg, Benholm, Birkenhills, Birkhall, Birse, Birsemore, Blackbraes, Blackburn, Blackchambers, Blackdog, Blackford, Blackhill, Blackness, Blairshinnoch, Blairydryne, Blairythan, Blindburn, Boddam, Bogbrae, Bogfern, Bogfields, Bogfold, Boghead, Bogniebrae, Bograxie, Bogton, Bonnykelly, Bonnyton, Borrowfield, Boultenstone, Boyndie, Brackens, Bracklamore, Braefoot, Braemar, Braenaloin, Brathens, Brideswell, BridgeofAlford, BridgeofBogendreip, BridgeofCanny, BridgeofDee, BridgeofDye, BridgeofEss, BridgeofFeugh, BridgeofGairn, BridgeofMuchalls, Bridgend, Broadsea, Broomfield, Broomhead, Brownhill, Bruntland, Buchanhaven, Bulwark, Burnend, Burnhaven, Burnhervie, Burnside, BushCrathie, Cairnargat, Cairnbeathie, Cairnbrogie, Cairnbulg, Cairne, Cairness, Cairnhill, Cairnie, Cairnorrie, Cambuso'May, Cammachmore, Candacraig, Canterbury, Cardno, Carmont, Carnichal, Carnousie, Castleton, Catterline, Causeyend, ChapelHill, ChapelofGarioch, Chapelton, Charlestown, Clachanturn, Clashindarroch, Clatt, ClatterinBrig, Clochtow, Clockhill, Clola, Clova, Clovenstone, Clunie, Coachford, Cobairdy, Coburty, CockBridge, Coldwells, Collieston, Collmuir, Collynie, Colnabaichin, Colpy, Comers, Conland, Cookney, Cookston, Coralhill, Cordach, 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Lumsden, Lunderton, Luthermuir, Lyne, LyneofSkene, Macduff, Macterry, MainsofCulsh, MainsofDillavaird, MainsofDrum, MainsofDudwick, MainsofFedderate, MainsofLinton, MainsofPitfour, MainsofPittrichie, MainsofThornton, MarLodge, Marnoch, Maryhill, Marykirk, Marywell, Maud, MeikleStrath, MeikleTarty, MeikleWartle, Melgum, Melrose, Memsie, MenieHo., Mergie, Methlick, MidArdlaw, MidBeltie, Middlehill, Middleton, MidtownofBarras, Migvie, Milbethill, MillofColp, MillofElrick, MillofKingoodie, MillofMonquich, MillofUras, Millbank, Millbreck, Millburn, Millden, MilltonofNoth, Milltown, MilltownofCampfield, MilltownofCraigston, MilltownofTowie, MiltonColdwells, MiltonInveramsay, MiltonofAuchinhove, MiltonofCairnborrow, MiltonofCullerlie, MiltonofCushnie, MiltonofTullich, Minnes, Minnonie, Mintlaw, Monkshill, Monteach, Montgarrie, Monymusk, Morphie, Mossat, Mosshead, MounieCastle, Mountblairy, Mowtie, Muchalls, Muckletown, Muir, MuirofFowlis, Muirden, Muirhead, Muirskie, Muirtack, Muiryfold, NetherCrimond, NetherGlasslaw, NetherKinmundy, NetherLenshie, NetherPitforthie, Netherbrae, Netherley, Nethermuir, NewAberdour, NewByth, NewDeer, NewLeeds, NewMainsofUry, NewMill, NewPitsligo, Newbigging, Newburgh, Newmachar, Newmill, Newnoth, Newseat, Newton, Newtonhill, Newtown, NorthEssie, NorthMillbrex, Northburnhill, Northfield, OldCraig, OldCrombie, OldDeer, OldKinnernie, OldLeslie, OldPortlethen, OldRattray, OldRayne, Oldhall, Oldmeldrum, Oldmill, OldtownofOrd, Oldwhat, Ordhead, Ordie, OrrokHo., Overton, Oyne, Park, Parkneuk, Pathhead, Peathill, Pennan, Percie, Perkhill, Peterhead, Petty, Pettymuick, Phesdo, Pitblae, Pitcaple, Pitfichie, Pitinnan, Pitmedden, Pitmunie, PittodrieHo., Plaidy, PortElphinstone, PortErroll, Portlethen, Portsoy, Potarch, Potterton, Protsonhill, Quilquox, Rathen, Raxton, Redcloak, Redford, Redhill, Redhouse, Rhynie, Rickarton, Rinloan, Rinmore, RoadsideofKinneff, Rora, Rorandle, Rosehearty, Rosehill, Rothiebrisbane, Rothienorman, Ruthven, Sandend, Sandfordhill, Sandhaven, Sauchen, Sauchieburn, Scotston, Seatown, Shiels, Silvermoss, Sinnahard, Skares, Skelmonae, Skelmuir, Slack, SlainsPark, Slioch, Smallburn, SouthBlackbog, SouthKirkton, SouthRedbriggs, SouthUpperBarrack, Southend, SpittalofGlenmuick, Springleys, StCombs, StCyrus, StFergus, StKatherines, Steinmanhill, Stirling, Stonehaven, Strachan, Straloch, Strathdon, Strathgirnock, Strichen, Stuartfield, Succoth, Sunnyside, Tanglandford, Tarland, Tarves, Tavelty, Teuchan, Tewel, Thainston, Thainstone, TheBanking, TheBirks, TheBurn, TheNeuk, Thomastown, Thornyhill, Thunderton, Tifty, Tillathrowie, Tillery, Tillybirloch, Tillycorthie, Tillydrine, Tillyfar, Tillyfour, Tillyfourie, Tillygreig, Tillypronie, Tipperty, Tocher, Todlachie, TollofBirness, Torbeg, Tornahaish, Tornaveen, Torphins, Torrancroy, Torry, Torterston, Towie, Tulloch, Tullochvenus, Tullynessle, Turclossie, Turriff, UdnyGreen, UdnyStation, UnionCroft, UpperBoyndlie, UpperBurnhaugh, UpperHawkhillock, UpperLochton, UpperRidinghill, Wardhouse, Wartle, WaterhillofBruxie, Waterloo, Waterside, Weachyburn, Wedderlairs, WestCairncake, WestPark, WesterBadentyre, WesterCulbeuchly, WesterFintray, WesterOrd, Westerton, Westhall, Westhill, Westside, Wheedlemont, Whinnyfold, Whitebog, Whitecairns, Whitefield, Whiteford, Whitehills, Whitehouse, Whiterashes, Whitestone, Whitestripe, Whitewell, Whitlam, Woodend, Woodhead, Woodtown, Wrae, Wrangham, YonderBognie, Ythanwells and Ythsie ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Aberdeenshire" title="Click here to see more images relating to Aberdeenshire"> Aberdeenshire: More…, Postcode areas: AB1, AB2, AB23, AB3, AB30, AB31, AB32, AB33, AB34, AB35, AB36, AB41, AB42, AB43, AB44, AB45, AB51, AB52, AB53, AB54, AB55, DD10 and DD9. Go to Home Page Aberdeenshire: Hide…, Postcode areas: AB1, AB2, AB23, AB3, AB30, AB31, AB32, AB33, AB34, AB35, AB36, AB41, AB42, AB43, AB44, AB45, AB51, AB52, AB53, AB54, AB55, DD10 and DD9. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Aberdeenshire area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Aberdeenshire. If you are a solicitor in AberdeenshireFarkham HallAberdeenshireNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the aberdeenshire region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: : ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Acton-Park-Royal-East-Acton-West-Acton" title="Click here to see more images relating to Acton-Park-Royal-East-Acton-West-Acton"> Acton, Park Royal, East Acton, West Acton: More…, Postcode areas: W3. Go to Home Page Acton, Park Royal, East Acton, West Acton: Hide…, Postcode areas: W3. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Acton, Park Royal, East Acton, West Acton area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Acton, Park Royal, East Acton, West Acton. If you are a solicitor in Acton, Park Royal, East Acton, West ActonFarkham HallActon, Park Royal, East Acton, West ActonNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the acton region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Acton, Park Royal, East Acton, West Acton ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Anglesey" title="Click here to see more images relating to Anglesey"> Anglesey: More…, Postcode areas: . Go to Home Page Anglesey: Hide…, Postcode areas: . Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Anglesey area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Anglesey. If you are a solicitor in AngleseyFarkham HallAngleseyNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the anglesey region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: : ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Angus" title="Click here to see more images relating to Angus"> Angus: More…, Postcode areas: AB30, DD10, DD11, DD2, DD3, DD4, DD5, DD7, DD8, DD9, PH11 and PH12. Go to Home Page Angus: Hide…, Postcode areas: AB30, DD10, DD11, DD2, DD3, DD4, DD5, DD7, DD8, DD9, PH11 and PH12. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Angus area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Angus. If you are a solicitor in AngusFarkham HallAngusNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the angus region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Feeling that I was fighting a losing battle, I should have shut up but tried once more to explain. It was to no avail. "'Kin 'Ell man," he said "Tharrrrt be whoy they'm callz it Traaasshin' Control, it starrrps you'm vrom traaasshin' your'n toyers!". With that he turned and sauntered off to some farmerly chores no doubt, leaving me puzzled and relieved that he hadn't added "You marrrk moy wurrrrdz!", when from the retreating figure of Ken Ellman sprang the parting shot "You marrrk moy wurrrrdz young Farkham!". "You'm bludi mad you'm!" Services
Key Towns: :Aberlemno, Affleck, Alrick, Arbirlot, Arbroath, Arrat, Ascreavie, Auchavan, Auchmithie, Auchmull, Auchnacree, Auchronie, Auchterhouse, Auchtertyre, Baldovie, Balfield, Balgavies, Balgray, Balkeerie, Balloch, Balmadies, Balnaboth, Balnamoon, Barnhead, Barry, Bellaty, Belliehill, Birkhill, Bolshan, Bonnington, Bonnyton, Boysack, Braedownie, Braehead, Brechin, BridgeofBrewlands, BridgeofCraigisla, BridgeofDun, Bridgend, BridgendofLintrathen, Bucklerheads, Buddon, Burnside, BurnsideofDuntrune, Caldhame, Carcary, Careston, Carmyllie, Carnoustie, Carrot, Castleton, Cauldcots, Chapelton, Charleston, Clachnabrain, Clova, Colliston, Cononsyth, Cortachy, Craichie, Craigo, Craigton, CrombieMill, Denhead, Douglastown, Dronley, Drumgley, Drumsturdy, Drunkendub, Dubton, Dunlappie, Dunnichen, Dykehead, Dykends, EassieandNevay, EastHaven, EastMarch, EasterKnox, EasterLednathie, Edzell, EthieMains, Farnell, Fern, Fernybank, Ferryden, Finavon, FishtownofUsan, Foffarty, Folda, Forfar, Forter, Fowlis, Friockheim, Gallery, Gallowfauld, Gannochy, Gateside, Glamis, Glasterlaw, Glenarm, GlendollLodge, GlenheadFarm, Glenlee, Glenmoy, Glenogil, Glenprosen, Glenquiech, Greenburn, Greystone, Guthrie, Guynd, Hayhillock, Hillside, Horniehaugh, Idvies, Inchbare, Inchbraoch, Inchgrundle, Inchock, Inverarity, Inverkeilor, Inverquharity, Keithock, Kellas, Kinblethmont, Kincaldrum, Kingsmuir, Kinnell, Kinnettles, Kinnordy, Kirkbuddo, Kirkhill, Kirkinch, Kirkton, KirktonofAirlie, KirktonofAuchterhouse, KirktonofCraig, KirktonofGlenisla, KirktonofKingoldrum, KirktonofMenmuir, KirktonofMonikie, KirktonofStrathmartine, KirktonofTealing, Kirriemuir, Laws, Leoch, Letham, LeysofCossans, Leysmill, Liff, Lindertis, LittleBrechin, Lochlair, Logie, LogiePert, Lour, LownieMoor, Lunan, Lunanhead, Lundie, MainsofArdestie, MainsofBalhall, MainsofBallindarg, MainsofMelgund, Marcus, Maryton, Marywell, Memus, MidCairncross, MiddleDrums, Middleton, Milldens, Milton, Monifieth, Monikie, Montrose, Mosside, Mosston, Muirdrum, Muirhead, MuirtonofBallochy, Murroes, Murthill, NetherHandwick, Netherton, Newbigging, NewmillofInshewan, Newtonmill, Newtyle, Noranside, Northmuir, Oathlaw, Ogil, Padanaram, Panbride, Parkford, Parkhill, Pearsie, Pert, Pitkennedy, Pitmuies, Redcastle, Redford, Redheugh, Rescobie, Reswallie, RossieFarmSchool, Rottal, Runtaleave, Ruthven, Salmond'sMuir, Shielhill, Southmuir, StVigeans, Stracathro, Tannadice, Tarfside, Tayock, Templewood, TheDrums, Thornton, Thriepley, Tigerton, Tillyarblet, Todhills, Trinity, Tulloes, Turin, UpperVictoria, Wellbank, WestMuir, Westerton, Westmuir, Wheen, Whigstreet, Witton and Wormiehills ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Argyll-and-Bute" title="Click here to see more images relating to Argyll-and-Bute"> Argyll and Bute: More…, Postcode areas: FK17, G82, G83, G84, PA20, PA21, PA22, PA23, PA24, PA25, PA26, PA27, PA28, PA29, PA30, PA31, PA32, PA33, PA34, PA35, PA36, PA37, PA38, PA41, PA42, PA43, PA44, PA45, PA46, PA47, PA48, PA49, PA60, PA61, PA62, PA63, PA64, PA65, PA66, PA67, PA68, PA70, PA71, PA72, PA73, PA74, PA75, PA76, PA77 and PA78. Go to Home Page Argyll and Bute: Hide…, Postcode areas: FK17, G82, G83, G84, PA20, PA21, PA22, PA23, PA24, PA25, PA26, PA27, PA28, PA29, PA30, PA31, PA32, PA33, PA34, PA35, PA36, PA37, PA38, PA41, PA42, PA43, PA44, PA45, PA46, PA47, PA48, PA49, PA60, PA61, PA62, PA63, PA64, PA65, PA66, PA67, PA68, PA70, PA71, PA72, PA73, PA74, PA75, PA76, PA77 and PA78. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Argyll and Bute area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Argyll and Bute. If you are a solicitor in Argyll and ButeFarkham HallArgyll and ButeNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the argyllandbute region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Accurrach, Acha, Achadacaie, Achadh-chaorrunn, Achadunan, Achaglass, Achahoish, Achallader, Achamore, Acharosson, Achlian, Achnaba, Achnacairn, Achnacloich, Achnacroish, Achnadrish, Achnafalnich, Achnamara, Achnashelloch, Aldochlay, Ambrismore, Annat, Aoradh, Arda'Chapuill, Ardacheranbeg, Ardacheranmor, Ardalanish, Ardanaiseig, Ardanstur, Ardbeg, Ardbrecknish, Ardchiavaig, Ardchonnell, Arden, Ardentallan, Ardentinny, Ardfern, Ardfin, Ardgartan, Ardgenavan, Ardhallow, Ardinamar, ArdkinglasHo, Ardlamont, Ardleish, Ardlui, Ardlussa, Ardmaddy, Ardmaleish, Ardmay, Ardmenish, Ardminish, Ardmore, Ardnackaig, Ardnacross, Ardnadam, Ardnagowan, Ardnahein, Ardnahoe, Ardnave, Ardno, Ardpatrick, Ardpeaton, Ardrishaig, Ardscalpsie, Ardtalla, Ardtarig, Ardteatle, Ardtur, Arduaine, Ardura, Ardvorlich, Arichamish, Arichastlich, Arichonan, Aridhglas, Arileod, ArinafadBeg, Arinagour, Arnabost, Arnicle, Arrivain, Arrochar, Aruadh, Ascog, Ashens, Ashfield, Asknish, Auch, Auchachenna, Auchameanach, Auchbraad, Auchenbreck, Auchenlochan, Auchinafaud, Auchindarrach, Auchindrain, Auchinvennal, Auchnabreac, Auchnacraig, Auchnaha, Auchnangoul, Badden, BaileBoidheach, Balemartine, Balephuil, Balernock, Baligrundle, Balindore, Balliemeanoch, Balliemore, Ballimeanoch, Ballimore, Ballinaby, Ballochandrain, Ballochgair, Ballochroy, Ballyaurgan, Ballygown, Ballygrant, Ballymeanoch, Balmeanach, Balnahard, Baluachraig, Balure, Balvicar, Barachander, Barcaldine, Barfad, Barmolloch, Barnacabber, Barnacarry, Barr, Barrahormid, Barrapol, Barravullin, Barrnacarry, Barsloisnach, Baugh, Bellanoch, Belloch, Bellochantuy, Benderloch, Benmore, Bernice, Birdfield, BlackMount, Blackrock, Blair'sFerry, Blairannaich, Blairbuie, Blairmore, Blairnairn, Blairvadach, Blarglas, Bonawe, BonaweQuarries, Bousd, Bowmore, Brackly, Bragleenbeg, Braigo, Brecklate, Brenachoille, BridgeofOrchy, Bridgend, Brock, Bruichladdich, Bullwood, Bunessan, Bunnahabhainn, Cabrach, Cadderlie, Caddletown, Cairnbaan, Cairndow, Calgary, Callyburn, Camchuart, CamisEskan, Campbeltown, Camsail, Camstraddan, Caolas, Cardross, Carn, Carnassarie, Carnduncan, Carnmore, Carradale, Carrick, Carrine, Carron, Carry, Carsaig, Carse, Castleton, Cattadale, Chiscan, Clabhach, Clachaig, Clachan, ClachanofGlendaruel, Clachan-Seil, Clachandhu, Cladich, Claonaig, Claonairigh, Clashgour, Cleigh, Cluanach, Clynder, Coilesan, Coillaig, Colgrain, Colintraive, Colonsay, Conchra, Conisby, Connel, Cornabus, Corran, Corranbuie, Corranmore, Corriechrevie, Corrielorne, Corrow, Corrylach, Coulaghailtro, Coulport, Cour, Coustonn, Cove, Coylet, Crackaig, Craigandaive, Craigans, Craigendoran, Craigens, Craigglass, Craighouse, Craigmore, Craignafeich, Craignure, CraobhHaven, Crarae, Creggans, Cretshengan, Crinan, Croggan, Croig, Crossaig, Crossapoll, Cruach, Cuilmuich, Culag, Culindrach, Cullipool, Culnadalloch, Dalavich, Dalchenna, Daligan, Dalivaddy, Dalmally, Daltot, Davaar, Dervaig, Derybruich, Dippen, Dishig, Doune, Drimfern, Drimlee, Drimsynie, Drimvore, Drishaig, Drissaig, Druimavuic, Druimdrishaig, Drum, Drumachloy, Drumgarve, Drumlemble, Drumore, Dubhchladach, Duiletter, Dumfin, Dunach, Dunan, Dunans, Dunbeg, Dunloskin, Dunmore, Dunoon, Dunrostan, Durran, Easdale, EastDarlochan, EasterEllister, Edendonich, Edentaggart, Ellary, Elleric, Elrigbeag, Ensay, Eorabus, Eredine, Erines, Escart, Esknish, Eurach, Fanans, Fanmore, Faslane, Fasnacloich, Fearnach, Fearnoch, Fellonmore, Feochaig, Feolin, FeolinFerry, Feorlan, Fidden, Finnart, Fionnphort, Ford, Foreland, Frachadil, Furnace, Gallanach, Gallchoille, Gaodhail, Garabal, Garbhallt, Garelochhead, Gariob, Garmony, Garrachra, Gartavaich, Gartbreck, Gartnagrenach, Gartnatra, Garvard, Garveld, Garvie, Gearach, Glaic, Glasdrum, Glecknabae, Glenald, Glenamachrie, Glenbarr, Glenbranter, Glencruittein, Glenegedale, Glenfeochan, Glenkin, Glenlean, Glenmallan, Glenmore, Glennoe, Glenramskill, Glenrisdell, Glenshellish, Glensluan, Glenure, Goatfield, Goirtein, Grainel, Grishipoll, Grogport, GruinartFlats, Gruline, Hayfield, Hazelbank, Heanish, Helensburgh, Heylipoll, HighBalantyre, Hunter'sQuay, Hynish, Inerval, Inistrynich, Innellan, Inveraray, Inverarnan, Inverbeg, Inverchaolain, Inverchorachan, Invercreran, Inverinan, Inverlauren, Inverliever, Inverliver, Inverlochy, Inverlussa, Inverneil, Invernoaden, InveroranHotel, Inveruglas, Invervegain, IslayHo., Kames, Keil, Keillmore, Keills, Keils, Kellan, Kelsay, Kenmore, Kennacraig, Keppoch, Kerrycroy, KielCrofts, Kilberry, Kilblaan, Kilbrenan, Kilbride, Kilbridemore, Kilchattan, Kilchenzie, Kilcheran, Kilchiaran, Kilchoan, Kilchoman, Kilchrenan, Kilchrist, Kilcreggan, Kilfinan, Kilkenneth, Kilkerran, Killean, Killellan, Killichronan, Killinallan, Killocraw, Kilmaha, Kilmartin, Kilmelford, Kilmichael, KilmichaelGlassary, KilmichaelofInverlussa, Kilmore, Kilmory, Kilmun, Kilnave, Kilninian, Kilninver, Kiloran, Kingarth, Kinlochlaich, Kintour, Kintra, Kintraw, Kinuachdrach, Kirkton, Kirn, Knipoch, Knock, Knockalava, Knockdow, Knocknaha, Knockrome, Knockvologan, Ladyfield, Lagavulin, Lagg, Laggan, Lagganulva, Laglingarten, Langamull, Laphroaig, LarachnaGaibhre, Largiemore, Largybaan, Leack, Lealt, Leanach, Leargybreck, Lechuary, Leckgruinart, Ledaig, Ledmore, Lee, Leorin, Lephinmore, Lerags, Lindsaig, Lochawe, Lochbuie, Lochdon, Lochgair, Lochgilphead, Lochgoilhead, Lossit, LowBallivain, LowerAuchalick, LowerKilleyan, Lunga, Luss, Lussagiven, Lyrabus, Macharioch, Machrie, Machrihanish, Machrins, Mambeg, Mannel, MeikleGrenach, MeikleKilmory, MeikleRahane, Melfort, Melldalloch, MidLetter, MiddleKames, Midpark, Millhouse, Minard, Miodar, Moin'a'choire, Monevechadan, Mountstuart, Muasdale, Musdale, Nereabolls, Neriby, NewOrleans, NewUlva, Newton, Normann'sRuh, NorthDallens, NorthShian, Oalinlongart, Oatfield, Oban, Orcadia, Orchard, Ormsdale, Otter, OtterFerry, Peninver, Pennyfuir, Pennyghael, Pennygown, Piperhall, Poltalloch, PortAppin, PortAskaig, PortBannatyne, PortCharlotte, PortDriseach, PortEllen, PortRamsay, PortSonachan, PortWemyss, Portachoillan, Portavadie, Portincaple, Portnacroish, Portnahaven, Quinhill, Redhouses, Rhonadale, Rhu, Rhubodach, Rhunahaorine, Risabus, Rockside, Ronachan, Ronnachmore, Rosneath, RossdhuHouse, Rothesay, Ruaig, Ruanaich, Saddell, Salachail, Salen, Sallachry, Sanaigmore, Sandbank, Sannaig, Saundaig, Scalasaig, Scallastle, Scamadale, Scarinish, Scoor, Scotnish, Seabank, Seafield, Shalunt, Shandon, Shantron, Sheanachie, Shellachan, Silvercraigs, Skeroblingarry, Skipness, Slockavullin, Smaull, Sorisdale, Soroba, SouthHall, SouthLedaig, SouthShian, Southend, Springfield, SronDoire, StCatherines, Stonefield, Strachur, Stravanan, Strone, Stronlonag, Stronmilchan, Strontoiller, Stroul, Stuck, Stuckbeg, Stuckgowan, Stuckindroin, Stuckreoch, Succoth, Succothmore, Sunadale, Sunipol, Tangy, Taravocan, Tarbert, Tarbet, Taychreggan, Tayinloan, Taynafead, Taynish, Taynuilt, Tayovullin, Tayvallich, Tenga, TheGreen, TheLodge, Tibertich, Tighnabruaich, Tobermory, Toberonochy, Tormisdale, Torran, Torrisdale, Tostarie, Totronald, Toward, Treshnish, Trevine, Troustan, Trudernish, Tullich, Tullochgorm, Turbiskill, Tynribbie, Uig, Uisken, UpperArdroscadale, UpperKilchattan, UpperSonachan, Vaul, WestGlen, WestTarbert, Westport, Whitehouse, Whitestone and Witchburn ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Avon" title="Click here to see more images relating to Avon"> Avon: More…, Postcode areas: BA1, BS1, BS10, BS11, BS13, BS16, BS4, BS6, BS7, BS8, BS9, BS99, BA2, BA3, BS14 and BS18. Go to Home Page Avon: Hide…, Postcode areas: BA1, BS1, BS10, BS11, BS13, BS16, BS4, BS6, BS7, BS8, BS9, BS99, BA2, BA3, BS14 and BS18. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Avon area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Avon. If you are a solicitor in AvonFarkham HallAvonNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the avon region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Bath, Bath-easton, Bathford, Charlcombe, Kelston, Langridge, Lansdown, NorthStoke, Northend, StCatherine, Swainswick, Weston, Woolley, Bathampton, Belluton, BishopSutton, Burnett, Cameley, Camerton, Carlingcott, Chelwood, ChewMagna, ChewStoke, ChewtonKeynsham, Cholwell, Clandown, Claverton, Clutton, CombeDown, CombeHay, ComptonDando, ComptonMartin, Corston, Dunkerton, EastHarptree, Englishcombe, Farmborough, FarringtonGurney, Freshford, Hallatrow, HighLittleton, HintonBlewett, HintonCharterhouse, Hunstrete, Inglesbatch, Keynsham, LimpleyStoke, Marksbury, Midford, MidsomerNorton, MonktonCombe, NempnettThrubwell, NewtonStLoe, NorthWick, NorthWidcombe, NortonHawkfield, NortonMalreward, OddDown, Paulton, PeasedownStJohn, Pensford, Priston, Publow, QueenCharlton, Radstock, Saltford, Shoscombe, SouthWidcombe, Southstoke, StantonDrew, StantonPrior, StantonWick, Stowey, TempleCloud, TheOval, Timsbury, Twerton, Twinhoe, Ubley, Wellow, Welton, WestHarptree, Whitchurch, Woollard and Writhlington ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Balham-Clapham-South" title="Click here to see more images relating to Balham-Clapham-South"> Balham, Clapham South: More…, Postcode areas: SW12. Go to Home Page Balham, Clapham South: Hide…, Postcode areas: SW12. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Balham, Clapham South area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Balham, Clapham South. If you are a solicitor in Balham, Clapham SouthFarkham HallBalham, Clapham SouthNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the balham region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Balham, Clapham South ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Barbican-Clerkenwell-Finsbury" title="Click here to see more images relating to Barbican-Clerkenwell-Finsbury"> Barbican, Clerkenwell, Finsbury: More…, Postcode areas: EC1. Go to Home Page Barbican, Clerkenwell, Finsbury: Hide…, Postcode areas: EC1. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Barbican, Clerkenwell, Finsbury area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Barbican, Clerkenwell, Finsbury. If you are a solicitor in Barbican, Clerkenwell, FinsburyFarkham HallBarbican, Clerkenwell, FinsburyNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the barbican region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Barbican, Clerkenwell, Finsbury ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Barking" title="Click here to see more images relating to Barking"> Barking: More…, Postcode areas: IG11. Go to Home Page Barking: Hide…, Postcode areas: IG11. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Barking area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Barking. If you are a solicitor in BarkingFarkham HallBarkingNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the barking region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Perhaps we will have better fortune with our next prospective buyer, the People's Republic Industrial Corporation of Korea? Fingers crossed!'; window.scrollTo(0,0);" alt="Image of Industrial Development to Bring Employment Boost to Farkham Hall Area?" title="Click here for full size view of image Industrial Development to Bring Employment Boost to Farkham Hall Area?"> Services
Key Towns: :Barking ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Barnes" title="Click here to see more images relating to Barnes"> Barnes: More…, Postcode areas: SW13. Go to Home Page Barnes: Hide…, Postcode areas: SW13. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Barnes area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Barnes. If you are a solicitor in BarnesFarkham HallBarnesNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the barnes region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Barnes ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Basildon" title="Click here to see more images relating to Basildon"> Basildon: More…, Postcode areas: SS13, SS14, SS15 and SS16. Go to Home Page Basildon: Hide…, Postcode areas: SS13, SS14, SS15 and SS16. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Basildon area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Basildon. If you are a solicitor in BasildonFarkham HallBasildonNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the basildon region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Basildon ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Battersea-Clapham-Junction" title="Click here to see more images relating to Battersea-Clapham-Junction"> Battersea, Clapham Junction: More…, Postcode areas: SW11. Go to Home Page Battersea, Clapham Junction: Hide…, Postcode areas: SW11. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Battersea, Clapham Junction area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Battersea, Clapham Junction. If you are a solicitor in Battersea, Clapham JunctionFarkham HallBattersea, Clapham JunctionNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the battersea region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Battersea, Clapham Junction ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Bayswater-Paddington-Hyde-Park" title="Click here to see more images relating to Bayswater-Paddington-Hyde-Park"> Bayswater, Paddington, Hyde Park: More…, Postcode areas: W2. Go to Home Page Bayswater, Paddington, Hyde Park: Hide…, Postcode areas: W2. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Bayswater, Paddington, Hyde Park area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Bayswater, Paddington, Hyde Park. If you are a solicitor in Bayswater, Paddington, Hyde ParkFarkham HallBayswater, Paddington, Hyde ParkNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the bayswater region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Bayswater, Paddington, Hyde Park ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Bedfordshire" title="Click here to see more images relating to Bedfordshire"> Bedfordshire: More…, Postcode areas: LU1, LU3, LU4, LU5, LU6, LU7, MK17, MK40, MK41, MK42, MK43, MK44, MK45, NN10, NN29, PE18, PE19, SG15, SG16, SG17, SG18, SG19 and SG5. Go to Home Page Bedfordshire: Hide…, Postcode areas: LU1, LU3, LU4, LU5, LU6, LU7, MK17, MK40, MK41, MK42, MK43, MK44, MK45, NN10, NN29, PE18, PE19, SG15, SG16, SG17, SG18, SG19 and SG5. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Bedfordshire area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Bedfordshire. If you are a solicitor in BedfordshireFarkham HallBedfordshireNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the bedfordshire region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Ampthill, ApsleyEnd, Arlesey, AspleyGuise, Astwick, Barton-le-Clay, Battlesden, Bedford, Beeston, Biddenham, Biggleswade, Billington, Bletsoe, Blunham, Bolnhurst, BourneEnd, BoxEnd, BroadGreen, Brogborough, Bromham, Broom, Caddington, Campton, Cardington, Carlton, Chalton, Chawston, Chicksands, ChurchEnd, Clapham, Clifton, Clophill, CockayneHatley, Colesden, Colmworth, Cople, CottonEnd, Cranfield, Duck'sCross, Duloe, Dunstable, Dunton, EastHyde, EatonBray, EatonGreen, Edworth, Eggington, Elstow, Eversholt, Everton, Eyeworth, Fancott, Farndish, Felmersham, Flitton, Flitwick, Girtford, Goldington, GreatBarford, GreenEnd, Greenfield, Harlington, Harrold, Harrowden, Hatch, Haynes, HaynesChurchEnd, HeathandReach, Henlow, Herring'sGreen, HighamGobion, Hinwick, Hockliffe, HoughtonConquest, HoughtonRegis, HowEnd, HusborneCrawley, IckwellGreen, KeeleyGreen, Kempston, KempstonHardwick, Kensworth, KensworthCommon, Keysoe, KeysoeRow, Knotting, KnottingGreen, Langford, LeightonBuzzard, Lidlington, Linslade, LittleBarford, LittleStaughton, LowerDean, LowerShelton, LowerStondon, LowerSundon, MarstonMoretaine, Maulden, Melchbourne, Meppershall, Millbrook, MiltonBryan, MiltonErnest, Mogerhanger, NewMillEnd, NewtonBromswold, Northill, Oakley, Odell, OldWarden, Pavenham, Pertenhall, Podington, Potsgrove, Potton, Pulloxhill, Radwell, Ravensden, Renhold, Ridgmont, Riseley, Roxton, Salford, SalphEnd, Sandy, Sharnbrook, Sharpenhoe, Shefford, Shelton, Shillington, Silsoe, SlipEnd, Souldrop, Southill, Stagsden, Stanbridge, Stanford, Staploe, Steppingley, Stevington, Stewartby, Stotfold, Streatley, Studham, Sutton, Swineshead, Tebworth, Tempsford, ThorncoteGreen, Thurleigh, Tilsworth, Tingrith, Toddington, TopEnd, Totternhoe, Turvey, UpperCaldecote, UpperDean, UpperGravenhurst, UpperShelton, UpperStondon, UpperSundon, UptonEnd, WestEnd, Westoning, Whipsnade, Wilden, Willington, Wilstead, Wingfield, Woburn, WoburnSands, WoodEnd, Wootton, WoottonGreen, Wrestlingworth, Wyboston, Wymington and Yielden ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Berkshire" title="Click here to see more images relating to Berkshire"> Berkshire: More…, Postcode areas: GU47, OX12, RG1, RG10, RG12, RG14, RG17, RG18, RG19, RG2, RG20, RG31, RG4, RG40, RG41, RG42, RG45, RG5, RG7, RG8, RG9, SL1, SL3, SL4, SL5, SL6, SL7 and TW19. Go to Home Page Berkshire: Hide…, Postcode areas: GU47, OX12, RG1, RG10, RG12, RG14, RG17, RG18, RG19, RG2, RG20, RG31, RG4, RG40, RG41, RG42, RG45, RG5, RG7, RG8, RG9, SL1, SL3, SL4, SL5, SL6, SL7 and TW19. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Berkshire area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Berkshire. If you are a solicitor in BerkshireFarkham HallBerkshireNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the berkshire region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Aldermaston, AldermastonWharf, Aldworth, Arborfield, ArborfieldCross, ArborfieldGarrison, Ascot, Ashampstead, Aston, Avington, Bagnor, Barkham, Basildon, BeechHill, Beedon, Beenham, Binfield, Bisham, Bockhampton, Boxford, Bradfield, Bray, BrayWick, Brightwalton, Brimpton, Bucklebury, Burchett'sGreen, Burghfield, BurghfieldCommon, BurghfieldHill, Burleigh, Calcot, Catmore, Caversham, Chaddleworth, ChapelRow, Cheapside, Chieveley, ClewerVillage, CockpoleGreen, ColdAsh, Coln-brook, Combe, Compton, Cookham, CookhamDean, CookhamRise, Cranbourne, CraziesHill, Crookham, Crowthorne, Curridge, Datchet, Donnington, Downend, EastGarston, EastIlsley, EastShefford, Eastbury, Easthampstead, Eastheath, Eddington, EmmerGreen, Enborne, Englefield, Eton, EtonWick, FarleyHill, Farnborough, Fawley, Fifield, Finchampstead, Frilsham, FurzePlatt, Grazeley, GreatShefford, Greenham, Halfway, HampsteadNorris, HamsteadMarshall, HareHatch, HawthornHill, Hermitage, Holyport, Horton, Hungerford, HungerfordNewtown, Hurley, HurleyBottom, Hurst, HytheEnd, Inkpen, KilnGreen, Kintbury, KnowlHill, Lambourn, LambournWoodlands, Langley, Leckhampstead, Lilley, LittleHungerford, LittlewickGreen, Longlane, Maiden'sGreen, Maidenhead, Midgham, Mortimer, Newbury, NewellGreen, NorthAscot, NorthStreet, OakleyGreen, OldWindsor, Padworth, PaleyStreet, Pangbourne, Peasemore, PinkneysGreen, Popeswood, Poyle, PurleyonThames, Reading, Remenham, RemenhamHill, Ruscombe, SaltHill, Sandhurst, Shaw, SheffieldBottom, SheffordWoodlands, Shinfield, ShurlockRow, Sindlesham, Slough, Sonning, SouthAscot, SouthFawley, Southend, Speen, SpencersWood, Spital, StanfordDingley, Stanmore, Stockcross, StratfieldMortimer, Streatley, StudGreen, Sulham, Sulhamstead, Sunningdale, Sunninghill, Swallowfield, Thatcham, Theale, ThreeMileCross, Tidmarsh, Tilehurst, Touchen-End, Twyford, UftonNervet, UpperBasildon, UpperBucklebury, UpperGreen, UpperLambourn, Upton, WalthamStLawrence, Warfield, Wargrave, WarrenRow, WashCommon, Wasing, Welford, WestIlsley, WestWoodhay, Westbrook, Weston, WhistleyGreen, WhiteWaltham, Whitley, WickHill, Wickham, WickhamHeath, Windsor, Winkfield, WinkfieldRow, Winnersh, Winterbourne, WokefieldPark, Wokingham, WoodlandsPark, Woodley, Woodside, Woolhampton, World'sEnd, Wraysbury and Yattendon ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Billericay" title="Click here to see more images relating to Billericay"> Billericay: More…, Postcode areas: CM11, CM12 and CM13. Go to Home Page Billericay: Hide…, Postcode areas: CM11, CM12 and CM13. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Billericay area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Billericay. If you are a solicitor in BillericayFarkham HallBillericayNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the billericay region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Billericay ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Birmingham-West-Midlands" title="Click here to see more images relating to Birmingham-West-Midlands"> Birmingham, West Midlands: More…, Postcode areas: B. Go to Home Page Birmingham, West Midlands: Hide…, Postcode areas: B. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Birmingham, West Midlands area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Birmingham, West Midlands. If you are a solicitor in Birmingham, West MidlandsFarkham HallBirmingham, West MidlandsNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the birmingham region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Also, seeing an opportunity, a scale of charges based on relative cheerfulness of carols was devised and pasted to the offertory box. It went like this...
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Key Towns: : ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Bishopsgate-Liverpool-Street-Moorgate" title="Click here to see more images relating to Bishopsgate-Liverpool-Street-Moorgate"> Bishopsgate, Liverpool Street, Moorgate: More…, Postcode areas: EC2. Go to Home Page Bishopsgate, Liverpool Street, Moorgate: Hide…, Postcode areas: EC2. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Bishopsgate, Liverpool Street, Moorgate area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Bishopsgate, Liverpool Street, Moorgate. If you are a solicitor in Bishopsgate, Liverpool Street, MoorgateFarkham HallBishopsgate, Liverpool Street, MoorgateNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the bishopsgate region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Eventually a couple of heavies from the back room of stationery ushered me forcefully into the street, explaining that they didn't think I really wanted to tax my car anyway. I have been reduced to the ranks of the common law-breaker by sheer dint of not allowing myself to be spoken to in such a way. Justice? I think not! I'm going to Farkham Hall!'; window.scrollTo(0,0);" alt="Image of Civil Servants. Civil? No! Servile? No! Misnamed? Probably!" title="Click here for full size view of image Civil Servants. Civil? No! Servile? No! Misnamed? Probably!"> Services
Key Towns: :Bishopsgate, Liverpool Street, Moorgate ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Blackheath-Westcombe-Park-Kidbrooke" title="Click here to see more images relating to Blackheath-Westcombe-Park-Kidbrooke"> Blackheath, Westcombe Park, Kidbrooke: More…, Postcode areas: SE3. Go to Home Page Blackheath, Westcombe Park, Kidbrooke: Hide…, Postcode areas: SE3. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Blackheath, Westcombe Park, Kidbrooke area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Blackheath, Westcombe Park, Kidbrooke. If you are a solicitor in Blackheath, Westcombe Park, KidbrookeFarkham HallBlackheath, Westcombe Park, KidbrookeNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the blackheath region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Blackheath, Westcombe Park, Kidbrooke ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Blaenau-Gwent" title="Click here to see more images relating to Blaenau-Gwent"> Blaenau Gwent: More…, Postcode areas: NP1, NP2, NP23 and NP3. Go to Home Page Blaenau Gwent: Hide…, Postcode areas: NP1, NP2, NP23 and NP3. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Blaenau Gwent area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Blaenau Gwent. If you are a solicitor in Blaenau GwentFarkham HallBlaenau GwentNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the blaenaugwent region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Aberbeeg, Abertillery, Beaufort, Blaina, Brynmawr, Coalbrookvale, Cwm, Cwmtillery, Dukestown, EbbwVale, Glandwr, Llan-dafel, Llanhilleth, Nantyglo, Newtown, Rassau, Sirhowy, StIlltyd, Swffryd, Tafarnaubach, Tredegar and Trefil ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Bloomsbury-High-Holborn-Kings-Cross-Gray's-Inn-New-Oxford-Street" title="Click here to see more images relating to Bloomsbury-High-Holborn-Kings-Cross-Gray's-Inn-New-Oxford-Street"> Bloomsbury, High Holborn, Kings Cross, Gray's Inn, New Oxford Street: More…, Postcode areas: WC1. Go to Home Page Bloomsbury, High Holborn, Kings Cross, Gray's Inn, New Oxford Street: Hide…, Postcode areas: WC1. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Bloomsbury, High Holborn, Kings Cross, Gray's Inn, New Oxford Street area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Bloomsbury, High Holborn, Kings Cross, Gray's Inn, New Oxford Street. If you are a solicitor in Bloomsbury, High Holborn, Kings Cross, Gray's Inn, New Oxford StreetFarkham HallBloomsbury, High Holborn, Kings Cross, Gray's Inn, New Oxford StreetNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the bloomsbury region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() The small voice that squeaked "Where does she appear in God's teaching?" was ignored and Liyana was led to the beginning of the row of children standing at the front. They all knew who the guest was going to be anyway and were curious to meet her. "You look happy", she breezily dispensed to the first infant. "Why is this time of year so special to you?". "Because everyone smiles and we get presents and eat lovely food all day long and mummy and daddy are off work and we are all together as a family with the dogs and the cats and everyone...". Sometimes, when you are four and very excited, only a good blurt will do. Liyana looked a bit taken aback by this outpouring of joy and replied "Yes, but it's not always happy is it?". When asked why not, she went on "Well, think about the people who aren't there any more, what about your grandparents, were they there?". "No, granny and grampus have gone to live with God." "Well, I expect that made your mummy and daddy very sad didn't it? How about your pets? How old are they?". The little girl was getting a bit red in the face now and tears were beginning to well up. "Joey the spaniel is 11 and we got Sammy the terrier last year, so he is only two. Mummy says that Joey won't last for ever, so Sammy will replace him.". Liyana's eyes widened "Joey has lived to 11? I am very surprised that a pedigree spaniel would live that long. Make the most of him this Christmas, as he will probably not be there next year.". The little girl's tears couldn't be contained any more, she started sobbing violently. While Tanya Hyde comforted the first child, Liyana Parrish slowly moved along the line holding similar conversations with each child in turn until the entire class was in tears and poor Ms Hyde was rushing around trying to comfort them in turn. As she left, Liyana asked who had expected Santa to visit the church. A young boy put up his hand. "He doesn't exist you know. Santa Claus is an imaginary character, used by your parents to make you behave better and go to sleep early.". A new outbreak of sobbing ran through the class. The candles had all nearly burned out by now and the service proper hadn't started, so Tanya Hyde was running around blowing those out too. This combined with her condition, which was clearly stressed brought on an asthma attack and she had to be taken outside by Snoop, the verger to get some lungs full of fresh air and a good jolt on her inhaler. Meanwhile, inside, Ivor Parrish sought to regain the attention of the children by getting the singing under way. Starting with "In the Bleak Midwinter" didn't seem to lift the children's mood much, so he tried "Night of Silence" without much more success. Eventually, the service was called to a halt, the children and Ms Tanya Hyde were released back to the relative cheer of the classroom to look forward to whatever they had left of their vision of Christmas. Apparently, Liyana is the Zulu word for "It's raining". Liyana Kok... Sounds quite appropriate. I am sure that Ivor Parrish's meeting with the board of school governors next week will be illuminating. Major Farr-Coope, whose granddaughter was at the service, and who is the chairman of said board is said to be less than best pleased with the appallingvicarbastard, so ticket prices for flies on the wall are pretty high about now.'; window.scrollTo(0,0);" alt="Image of Christingle Service Ends in Tears" title="Click here for full size view of image Christingle Service Ends in Tears"> Services
Key Towns: :Bloomsbury, High Holborn, Kings Cross, Gray's Inn, New Oxford Street ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Bournemouth" title="Click here to see more images relating to Bournemouth"> Bournemouth: More…, Postcode areas: . Go to Home Page Bournemouth: Hide…, Postcode areas: . Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Bournemouth area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Bournemouth. If you are a solicitor in BournemouthFarkham HallBournemouthNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the bournemouth region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: : ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Bow-Bromley-by-Bow-Three-Mills-Mile-End-Old-Ford" title="Click here to see more images relating to Bow-Bromley-by-Bow-Three-Mills-Mile-End-Old-Ford"> Bow, Bromley-by-Bow, Three Mills, Mile End, Old Ford: More…, Postcode areas: E3. Go to Home Page Bow, Bromley-by-Bow, Three Mills, Mile End, Old Ford: Hide…, Postcode areas: E3. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Bow, Bromley-by-Bow, Three Mills, Mile End, Old Ford area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Bow, Bromley-by-Bow, Three Mills, Mile End, Old Ford. If you are a solicitor in Bow, Bromley-by-Bow, Three Mills, Mile End, Old FordFarkham HallBow, Bromley-by-Bow, Three Mills, Mile End, Old FordNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the bow region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Bow, Bromley-by-Bow, Three Mills, Mile End, Old Ford ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Braintree" title="Click here to see more images relating to Braintree"> Braintree: More…, Postcode areas: CM7. Go to Home Page Braintree: Hide…, Postcode areas: CM7. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Braintree area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Braintree. If you are a solicitor in BraintreeFarkham HallBraintreeNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the braintree region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Braintree ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Brentwood" title="Click here to see more images relating to Brentwood"> Brentwood: More…, Postcode areas: CM13, CM14 and CM15. Go to Home Page Brentwood: Hide…, Postcode areas: CM13, CM14 and CM15. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Brentwood area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Brentwood. If you are a solicitor in BrentwoodFarkham HallBrentwoodNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the brentwood region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: :Brentwood ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Bridgend" title="Click here to see more images relating to Bridgend"> Bridgend: More…, Postcode areas: CF31, CF32, CF33, CF34, CF35 and CF36. Go to Home Page Bridgend: Hide…, Postcode areas: CF31, CF32, CF33, CF34, CF35 and CF36. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Bridgend area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Bridgend. If you are a solicitor in BridgendFarkham HallBridgendNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the bridgend region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Anyway, as it happened, the only way to remove the corpse of the unfortunate beast was to hide it in a blanket and carry it out through the kitchen to the front door, which I did. As I slipped Sodov's mortal remains into the boot of the jalopy, I could still hear the plantive voice asking when she may be allowed to pet the animal just once more... Poor old Dimitri ran out of excuses quite quickly and settled on the one that Sodov was very tired and was having a long lie down. True in its way I suppose. At the local veterinary surgery, we got a fairly chilly reception though. We left poor old Sodov in the waiting room for a while until someone came through to negotiate his disposal. One of the receptionists came through and shouted "What's this and who left it here?". Naturally we responded instantly, "Sodov, Varkov and I!". Well, I was shocked at the invective that subsequently poured out of her mouth. Needless to say, it became necessary for Dimitri to find another surgery for Tripova, and we left with our ears fairly burning. I always thought that the job of veterinary receptionist attracted such nice people too. I guess it is the exception that proves the rule.'; window.scrollTo(0,0);" alt="Image of The Dog is Dead! Long Live the Cat!" title="Click here for full size view of image The Dog is Dead! Long Live the Cat!"> Services
Key Towns: :Abergarw, Aberkenfig, Betws, Blackmill, Blaengarw, Bridgend, Bryncethin, Brynmenyn, Caerau, CefnCribwr, CefnCross, Coity, Coychurch, Coytrahen, Dyffryn, Garth, Glan-llynfi, Glynogwr, Heol-y-Cyw, Kenfig, KenfigHill, Laleston, Llangeinor, Llangynwyd, Maesteg, Mawdlam, MerthyrMawr, Nant-y-moel, Nantyffyllon, Newcastle, Newton, NorthCornelly, Nottage, OgmoreVale, Pen-y-fai, Pencoed, PontRhyd-y-cyff, Pontycymer, Porthcawl, PriceTown, Pyle, SouthCornelly, Tondu, Tre-groes, Tythegston and Wyndham ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Bristol-Avon" title="Click here to see more images relating to Bristol-Avon"> Bristol, Avon: More…, Postcode areas: BS. Go to Home Page Bristol, Avon: Hide…, Postcode areas: BS. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Bristol, Avon area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Bristol, Avon. If you are a solicitor in Bristol, AvonFarkham HallBristol, AvonNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the bristol region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
Key Towns: : ![]() Reproduced courtesy of Francis Frith. " width="180" border="0" alt="Image from the gallery relating to Brixton-Streatham-Hill-Brixton-Hill" title="Click here to see more images relating to Brixton-Streatham-Hill-Brixton-Hill"> Brixton, Streatham Hill, Brixton Hill: More…, Postcode areas: SW2. Go to Home Page Brixton, Streatham Hill, Brixton Hill: Hide…, Postcode areas: SW2. Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Brixton, Streatham Hill, Brixton Hill area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Brixton, Streatham Hill, Brixton Hill. If you are a solicitor in Brixton, Streatham Hill, Brixton HillFarkham HallBrixton, Streatham Hill, Brixton HillNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series. We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on For details of our services in the brixton region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243 Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages. ![]() Services
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We lost our cook and gardener when they moved south west to open an ice cream parlour in Swansea with their children Gino and Gina.
The latter revolutionised catering by opening two separate counters. One for ice cream and one for coffee so that the endless perfectionist adjustments of the Baristas didn't hold up the queue for ice cream, while they laboured in search of the perfect Crema. The counters universally became known as Forcchinelli's Hot and Forcchinelli's Cold.
My lifelong pal, Dimitri and I were thrown out having pinched the serving fork from the hot counter. Old man Luigi looked fit to burst when he shouted out "Whose got Forcchinelli's Hot fork in fork in here" (he stammered). Honesty prevailed and I confessed "Varkov and I". At this point Forchinelli Senior swore some terrible oaths and threw us into the street before we could even finish our Cassata for two, with the instruction never to come back. Shame really.
Dimitri Varkov was called on to interview the interested parties for a piece in Tintern Pravda.
When interviewed, the Notweed sisters were devastated. "All we were doing was trying to share health and wellbeing with people who need it most, and who live otherwise sedentary lives". "There is no religious, or spiritual implication, simply improved balance and coordination for our friends and neighbours".
However, Ivor Parrish had a different take on the position. "I believe that the inventor of these marital arts is the anti-christ himself and people who practice them have no place on hallowed ground". Even when it was explained to him that he must have misread some information somewhere, and the word he wanted was 'martial', as well as the fact that Tai Chi isn't a martial art, merely a controlled and gentle form of exercise that can benefit all ages, he was adamant that his decision was the right one in the eyes of God.
Dimitri went on to remind Rev Parrish that the church hall wasn't on consecrated ground either, but was leased to the church by the local education authority who no longer needed it for a gymnasium. "Varkov!", Dimitri thought he heard him say. "Yes", replied Dimitri, to be told that it was an instruction to leave rather than a call of his name... Most unvicarlike language was being used, but it was clear that the interview was over.
We understand that the regular Tuesday night slot has now been taken over by the local Freemasons, whose Worhipful Master is the brother of Ivor Parrish, while their Lodge undergoes refurbishment. I am just wondering if they are matching the £10 per week contribution to the church funds that the Notweed sisters chipped in?
The appallingvicarbastard was unavailable for further comment as he was taking his modest annual break in Juan les Pins.
Dimitri Varkov was called on to interview the interested parties for a piece in Tintern Pravda.
When interviewed, the Notweed sisters were devastated. "All we were doing was trying to share health and wellbeing with people who need it most, and who live otherwise sedentary lives". "There is no religious, or spiritual implication, simply improved balance and coordination for our friends and neighbours".
However, Ivor Parrish had a different take on the position. "I believe that the inventor of these marital arts is the anti-christ himself and people who practice them have no place on hallowed ground". Even when it was explained to him that he must have misread some information somewhere, and the word he wanted was 'martial', as well as the fact that Tai Chi isn't a martial art, merely a controlled and gentle form of exercise that can benefit all ages, he was adamant that his decision was the right one in the eyes of God.
Dimitri went on to remind Rev Parrish that the church hall wasn't on consecrated ground either, but was leased to the church by the local education authority who no longer needed it for a gymnasium. "Varkov!", Dimitri thought he heard him say. "Yes", replied Dimitri, to be told that it was an instruction to leave rather than a call of his name... Most unvicarlike language was being used, but it was clear that the interview was over.
We understand that the regular Tuesday night slot has now been taken over by the local Freemasons, whose Worhipful Master is the brother of Ivor Parrish, while their Lodge undergoes refurbishment. I am just wondering if they are matching the £10 per week contribution to the church funds that the Notweed sisters chipped in?
The appallingvicarbastard was unavailable for further comment as he was taking his modest annual break in Juan les Pins.
Feeling that I was fighting a losing battle, I should have shut up but tried once more to explain. It was to no avail. "'Kin 'Ell man," he said "Tharrrrt be whoy they'm callz it Traaasshin' Control, it starrrps you'm vrom traaasshin' your'n toyers!". With that he turned and sauntered off to some farmerly chores no doubt, leaving me puzzled and relieved that he hadn't added "You marrrk moy wurrrrdz!", when from the retreating figure of Ken Ellman sprang the parting shot "You marrrk moy wurrrrdz young Farkham!". "You'm bludi mad you'm!"
I put the bike away and had a long sit down.
We lost our cook and gardener when they moved south west to open an ice cream parlour in Swansea with their children Gino and Gina.
The latter revolutionised catering by opening two separate counters. One for ice cream and one for coffee so that the endless perfectionist adjustments of the Baristas didn't hold up the queue for ice cream, while they laboured in search of the perfect Crema. The counters universally became known as Forcchinelli's Hot and Forcchinelli's Cold.
My lifelong pal, Dimitri and I were thrown out having pinched the serving fork from the hot counter. Old man Luigi looked fit to burst when he shouted out "Whose got Forcchinelli's Hot fork in fork in here" (he stammered). Honesty prevailed and I confessed "Varkov and I". At this point Forchinelli Senior swore some terrible oaths and threw us into the street before we could even finish our Cassata for two, with the instruction never to come back. Shame really.
Music was provided by the able trio of Rosemary Notweed on fiddle, Helena Handcart on drum and our local GP, Dr Leitch on accordian. Dr Leitch wasn't very tall, but what he lacked in stature he made up for in enthusiasm. He insisted on standing on a wooden box to play so that he could get a better view of proceedings. That is where the problems began really.
Rosemary Notweed, a lady well into her 60s was getting more and more engrosssed in the music, marching back and forth in time to the beat but went one step too far. The flaming brand behind her caught in the magnificent tassels on her coat, setting them ablaze in an instant. She screamed and ran forward away from the flames, but too late. Especially for Dr Leitch, with whom she collided, sending him flying from his perch. Now, falling off a box is one thing, but falling off a box to land on an accordion across your midriff is entirely another. The jolt of pain left the medical man reeling.
Helena instantly cast her drum aside and went to Rosemary's aid, tearing off her burning black outfit and jumping on its remains to extinguish it. Meanwhile, this kerfuffle had not escaped the attention of the dancers. Kay Keating stood up rather abruptly, accidentally headbutting Basil Potbound on her way up. The sickening crunch and sudden spurt of blood instantly said "broken nose" and he dropped his baton in shock.
Seeing that Doug was about to put his foot on the newly liberated stick, Jack grabbed it. Too late. Doug trod heavily, not only on the stick but also on Jack Dawes' hand, as we found out later, breaking several fingers, before turning his own ankle over in the process and causing a nasty fracture. "You bloody idiot Potbound!", he grimaced. "It's Peabune, you peasant", shouted Basil, who was always a little touchy about his name, advancing toward them, pausing only to pick up another baton that had been thrown loose in the melée.
In the meantime, Ken Ellman had run over to help Helena extinguish the flame engulfed, substantial form of Rosemary, whose trousers had also joined in the conflagration, but couldn't be removed over her Dr Marten's boots, so were being torn from her in a most undignified fashion. She seemed strangely reluctant. It was then that Helena discovered the pothole in the pub car park that had somehow worked its way under Rosemary's jacket. The sickening crunch of her ankle disintegrating as her foot disappeared southwards was clearly heard as far away as the irate Mr Potbound, who stopped in his tracks and turned quite pale.
The reason for Ms Notweed's discomfiture was becoming apparent as more of her Badgersnadgers finery was torn away. Her foundation garments were then exposed to all and sundry, and turned out to be a most revealing and unexpected sight. On somebody about 30 years younger and several kilogrammes lighter, the bright red, fur trimmed basque with ultra low cut balcony may have looked alluring. Sadly, Rosemary looked as though she had been forced into said garment before being somewhat over inflated. Worse still, the heat had melted the plastic whalebone ribs, which had distorted to add an even more grotesque shape to the ensemble. They had also, it seems, welded themselves to her skin in a most painful fashion.
Now screaming in pain, along with the howls of Ms Handcart, the groans of Dr Leitch, more painful groaning from Jack and Doug along with various vile nasal mutterings about ignorami and peasants from Basil, Rosemary spotted the small duck pond in the grounds of the Amble Inn and hurled herself at it to cool the burns that were looking very red and angry on her back. Sadly, she didn't notice the low fence surrounding the pond, so went in face first instead of her target landing zone. The pond, being only 8 inches deep responded by removing her four front teeth.
"Hey Potbound!" Shouted Doug, "Aren't you going to come and help us?" I can't walk here." "It's bloody Peabune you bloody peasant!" retorted Basil. "Get it bloody right!". With his good hand, Jack hurled a baton at Basil, catching him squarely in his right eye. Not bad for a natural right hander, you have to agree. Basil added to the general cacophony with a pained howl fair fit to curdle the blood. Dropping to his knees was a mistake though, especially as the spot he chose was where the majority of the discarded batons were piled. The instant pain in his knee at least took his mind off his eye for a moment, but not for long.
The Far Kingtown Hospital was called but to no avail, there were too many casualties for their ambulance availability. Luckily, Ken Ellman was unscathed and had his tractor plus flat bed trailer with him, so the injured members were all duly loaded up and he drove them to A&E. The triage nurse couldn't believe the carnage, saying that it was worse than the night that a couple of jokers had released a bull in the beer tent at the Farkham Hall Young Farmers Annual Dinner in 1976.
We will leave the last word to Ken Ellman who had this to say. "Welllll, Oi'm juzzz don't know whaaaart aaaaarl the vuss am about! One minet, Oi'm 'aaaarvin' a noize' peezeful daaaaarnze, and the negggs minet, all 'ell breakz looze. Bludi zilly buggerz. Oi'm'll gonna be layte for moi dinner now and Oi'm'n'll ztill 'avvv to getz up urrrrly vor milkin' in the mornin'".