Farkham Hall - Anywhere You Want it to Be!


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If you are a solicitor in Abbey Wood, West Heath, CrossnessFarkham HallAbbey Wood, West Heath, CrossnessNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the abbey region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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If you are a solicitor in AberdeenFarkham HallAberdeenNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the aberdeen region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages.

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- Branded Goods

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If you are a solicitor in AberdeenshireFarkham HallAberdeenshireNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the aberdeenshire region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages.

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- Branded Goods

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If you are a solicitor in Acton, Park Royal, East Acton, West ActonFarkham HallActon, Park Royal, East Acton, West ActonNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the acton region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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- Branded Goods

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If you are a solicitor in AngleseyFarkham HallAngleseyNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the anglesey region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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If you are a solicitor in AngusFarkham HallAngusNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the angus region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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Nobody from the Farr Canal Boat Company arrived, but the flashing blue lights soon alerted the family to a different presence and Farr-Quinell F&A spent an uncomfortable night as guests of the Farkham Constabulary before the true meaning of the message was finally established. I guess the company must have used low quality tape in their answering machine...'; window.scrollTo(0,0);" alt="Image of Farr Canal Holiday Goes Wrong!" title="Click here for full size view of image Farr Canal Holiday Goes Wrong!">
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If you are a solicitor in Argyll and ButeFarkham HallArgyll and ButeNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the argyllandbute region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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If you are a solicitor in AvonFarkham HallAvonNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the avon region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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Also, seeing an opportunity, a scale of charges based on relative cheerfulness of carols was devised and pasted to the offertory box. It went like this...
- ?20: Little Donkey or Silent Night
- ?50: Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
- ?100: Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel
- ?250: Joy to the World
- ?500: Hark the Herald Angels Sing
- ?1000 Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel (with actions)
- ?POA: The Ballad of Eskimo Nell, Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete
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If you are a solicitor in Balham, Clapham SouthFarkham HallBalham, Clapham SouthNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the balham region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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If you are a solicitor in Barbican, Clerkenwell, FinsburyFarkham HallBarbican, Clerkenwell, FinsburyNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the barbican region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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This was a full dress rehearsal outside the Amble Inn, illuminated with burning brand torches the side looked resplendent in their regalia of blacked faces and all black clothing with black and gold tassels.
All was going well with Kaye Keating, our local baker treading an excellent measure, bewildering the 'hounds', Basil Potbound, Jack Dawes, Doug Graves and Ken Ellman before taking up her prone position, hiding in the middle of the hounds while they danced themselves into the ground.
Music was provided by the able trio of Rosemary Notweed on fiddle, Helena Handcart on drum and our local GP, Dr Leitch on accordian. Dr Leitch wasn't very tall, but what he lacked in stature he made up for in enthusiasm. He insisted on standing on a wooden box to play so that he could get a better view of proceedings. That is where the problems began really.
Rosemary Notweed, a lady well into her 60s was getting more and more engrosssed in the music, marching back and forth in time to the beat but went one step too far. The flaming brand behind her caught in the magnificent tassels on her coat, setting them ablaze in an instant. She screamed and ran forward away from the flames, but too late. Especially for Dr Leitch, with whom she collided, sending him flying from his perch. Now, falling off a box is one thing, but falling off a box to land on an accordion across your midriff is entirely another. The jolt of pain left the medical man reeling.
Helena instantly cast her drum aside and went to Rosemary's aid, tearing off her burning black outfit and jumping on its remains to extinguish it. Meanwhile, this kerfuffle had not escaped the attention of the dancers. Kay Keating stood up rather abruptly, accidentally headbutting Basil Potbound on her way up. The sickening crunch and sudden spurt of blood instantly said "broken nose" and he dropped his baton in shock.
Seeing that Doug was about to put his foot on the newly liberated stick, Jack grabbed it. Too late. Doug trod heavily, not only on the stick but also on Jack Dawes' hand, as we found out later, breaking several fingers, before turning his own ankle over in the process and causing a nasty fracture. "You bloody idiot Potbound!", he grimaced. "It's Peabune, you peasant", shouted Basil, who was always a little touchy about his name, advancing toward them, pausing only to pick up another baton that had been thrown loose in the melée.
In the meantime, Ken Ellman had run over to help Helena extinguish the flame engulfed, substantial form of Rosemary, whose trousers had also joined in the conflagration, but couldn't be removed over her Dr Marten's boots, so were being torn from her in a most undignified fashion. She seemed strangely reluctant. It was then that Helena discovered the pothole in the pub car park that had somehow worked its way under Rosemary's jacket. The sickening crunch of her ankle disintegrating as her foot disappeared southwards was clearly heard as far away as the irate Mr Potbound, who stopped in his tracks and turned quite pale.
The reason for Ms Notweed's discomfiture was becoming apparent as more of her Badgersnadgers finery was torn away. Her foundation garments were then exposed to all and sundry, and turned out to be a most revealing and unexpected sight. On somebody about 30 years younger and several kilogrammes lighter, the bright red, fur trimmed basque with ultra low cut balcony may have looked alluring. Sadly, Rosemary looked as though she had been forced into said garment before being somewhat over inflated. Worse still, the heat had melted the plastic whalebone ribs, which had distorted to add an even more grotesque shape to the ensemble. They had also, it seems, welded themselves to her skin in a most painful fashion.
Now screaming in pain, along with the howls of Ms Handcart, the groans of Dr Leitch, more painful groaning from Jack and Doug along with various vile nasal mutterings about ignorami and peasants from Basil, Rosemary spotted the small duck pond in the grounds of the Amble Inn and hurled herself at it to cool the burns that were looking very red and angry on her back. Sadly, she didn't notice the low fence surrounding the pond, so went in face first instead of her target landing zone. The pond, being only 8 inches deep responded by removing her four front teeth.
"Hey Potbound!" Shouted Doug, "Aren't you going to come and help us?" I can't walk here." "It's bloody Peabune you bloody peasant!" retorted Basil. "Get it bloody right!". With his good hand, Jack hurled a baton at Basil, catching him squarely in his right eye. Not bad for a natural right hander, you have to agree. Basil added to the general cacophony with a pained howl fair fit to curdle the blood. Dropping to his knees was a mistake though, especially as the spot he chose was where the majority of the discarded batons were piled. The instant pain in his knee at least took his mind off his eye for a moment, but not for long.
The Far Kingtown Hospital was called but to no avail, there were too many casualties for their ambulance availability. Luckily, Ken Ellman was unscathed and had his tractor plus flat bed trailer with him, so the injured members were all duly loaded up and he drove them to A&E. The triage nurse couldn't believe the carnage, saying that it was worse than the night that a couple of jokers had released a bull in the beer tent at the Farkham Hall Young Farmers Annual Dinner in 1976.
We will leave the last word to Ken Ellman who had this to say. "Welllll, Oi'm juzzz don't know whaaaart aaaaarl the vuss am about! One minet, Oi'm 'aaaarvin' a noize' peezeful daaaaarnze, and the negggs minet, all 'ell breakz looze. Bludi zilly buggerz. Oi'm'll gonna be layte for moi dinner now and Oi'm'n'll ztill 'avvv to getz up urrrrly vor milkin' in the mornin'".
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If you are a solicitor in BarkingFarkham HallBarkingNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the barking region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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The small voice that squeaked "Where does she appear in God's teaching?" was ignored and Liyana was led to the beginning of the row of children standing at the front. They all knew who the guest was going to be anyway and were curious to meet her.
"You look happy", she breezily dispensed to the first infant. "Why is this time of year so special to you?". "Because everyone smiles and we get presents and eat lovely food all day long and mummy and daddy are off work and we are all together as a family with the dogs and the cats and everyone...". Sometimes, when you are four and very excited, only a good blurt will do.
Liyana looked a bit taken aback by this outpouring of joy and replied "Yes, but it's not always happy is it?". When asked why not, she went on "Well, think about the people who aren't there any more, what about your grandparents, were they there?". "No, granny and grampus have gone to live with God." "Well, I expect that made your mummy and daddy very sad didn't it? How about your pets? How old are they?". The little girl was getting a bit red in the face now and tears were beginning to well up. "Joey the spaniel is 11 and we got Sammy the terrier last year, so he is only two. Mummy says that Joey won't last for ever, so Sammy will replace him.". Liyana's eyes widened "Joey has lived to 11? I am very surprised that a pedigree spaniel would live that long. Make the most of him this Christmas, as he will probably not be there next year.". The little girl's tears couldn't be contained any more, she started sobbing violently.
While Tanya Hyde comforted the first child, Liyana Parrish slowly moved along the line holding similar conversations with each child in turn until the entire class was in tears and poor Ms Hyde was rushing around trying to comfort them in turn.
As she left, Liyana asked who had expected Santa to visit the church. A young boy put up his hand. "He doesn't exist you know. Santa Claus is an imaginary character, used by your parents to make you behave better and go to sleep early.". A new outbreak of sobbing ran through the class.
The candles had all nearly burned out by now and the service proper hadn't started, so Tanya Hyde was running around blowing those out too. This combined with her condition, which was clearly stressed brought on an asthma attack and she had to be taken outside by Snoop, the verger to get some lungs full of fresh air and a good jolt on her inhaler.
Meanwhile, inside, Ivor Parrish sought to regain the attention of the children by getting the singing under way. Starting with "In the Bleak Midwinter" didn't seem to lift the children's mood much, so he tried "Night of Silence" without much more success. Eventually, the service was called to a halt, the children and Ms Tanya Hyde were released back to the relative cheer of the classroom to look forward to whatever they had left of their vision of Christmas.
Apparently, Liyana is the Zulu word for "It's raining". Liyana Kok... Sounds quite appropriate. I am sure that Ivor Parrish's meeting with the board of school governors next week will be illuminating. Major Farr-Coope, whose granddaughter was at the service, and who is the chairman of said board is said to be less than best pleased with the appallingvicarbastard, so ticket prices for flies on the wall are pretty high about now.'; window.scrollTo(0,0);" alt="Image of Christingle Service Ends in Tears" title="Click here for full size view of image Christingle Service Ends in Tears">
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If you are a solicitor in BarnesFarkham HallBarnesNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the barnes region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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Nobody from the Farr Canal Boat Company arrived, but the flashing blue lights soon alerted the family to a different presence and Farr-Quinell F&A spent an uncomfortable night as guests of the Farkham Constabulary before the true meaning of the message was finally established. I guess the company must have used low quality tape in their answering machine...'; window.scrollTo(0,0);" alt="Image of Farr Canal Holiday Goes Wrong!" title="Click here for full size view of image Farr Canal Holiday Goes Wrong!">
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If you are a solicitor in BasildonFarkham HallBasildonNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the basildon region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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If you are a solicitor in Battersea, Clapham JunctionFarkham HallBattersea, Clapham JunctionNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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Anyway, as it happened, the only way to remove the corpse of the unfortunate beast was to hide it in a blanket and carry it out through the kitchen to the front door, which I did. As I slipped Sodov's mortal remains into the boot of the jalopy, I could still hear the plantive voice asking when she may be allowed to pet the animal just once more...
Poor old Dimitri ran out of excuses quite quickly and settled on the one that Sodov was very tired and was having a long lie down. True in its way I suppose. At the local veterinary surgery, we got a fairly chilly reception though. We left poor old Sodov in the waiting room for a while until someone came through to negotiate his disposal. One of the receptionists came through and shouted "What's this and who left it here?". Naturally we responded instantly, "Sodov, Varkov and I!". Well, I was shocked at the invective that subsequently poured out of her mouth. Needless to say, it became necessary for Dimitri to find another surgery for Tripova, and we left with our ears fairly burning.
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If you are a solicitor in Bayswater, Paddington, Hyde ParkFarkham HallBayswater, Paddington, Hyde ParkNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
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If you are a solicitor in BedfordshireFarkham HallBedfordshireNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
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Also, seeing an opportunity, a scale of charges based on relative cheerfulness of carols was devised and pasted to the offertory box. It went like this...
- ?20: Little Donkey or Silent Night
- ?50: Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
- ?100: Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel
- ?250: Joy to the World
- ?500: Hark the Herald Angels Sing
- ?1000 Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel (with actions)
- ?POA: The Ballad of Eskimo Nell, Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete
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If you are a solicitor in BerkshireFarkham HallBerkshireNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
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If you are a solicitor in BillericayFarkham HallBillericayNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
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If you are a solicitor in Birmingham, West MidlandsFarkham HallBirmingham, West MidlandsNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
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If you are a solicitor in Bishopsgate, Liverpool Street, MoorgateFarkham HallBishopsgate, Liverpool Street, MoorgateNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
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Feeling that I was fighting a losing battle, I should have shut up but tried once more to explain. It was to no avail. "'Kin 'Ell man," he said "Tharrrrt be whoy they'm callz it Traaasshin' Control, it starrrps you'm vrom traaasshin' your'n toyers!". With that he turned and sauntered off to some farmerly chores no doubt, leaving me puzzled and relieved that he hadn't added "You marrrk moy wurrrrdz!", when from the retreating figure of Ken Ellman sprang the parting shot "You marrrk moy wurrrrdz young Farkham!". "You'm bludi mad you'm!"
I put the bike away and had a long sit down.
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If you are a solicitor in Blackheath, Westcombe Park, KidbrookeFarkham HallBlackheath, Westcombe Park, KidbrookeNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
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Under the category of Denmark's laziest man, you will find my old friend Karnt. This guy is so lazy that he has passed into popular vernacular because when asked any question at all, or to do anything at all, the only words that leave his lips are those of his name. In fact, when I say that he has been a frequent visitor to Farkham Hall, I mean he has not left since 1978! Whenever anyone askes why he doesn't go back to his beloved Aalborg, all he will say is "Karnt Bjarst". At least he is no trouble to look after!'; window.scrollTo(0,0);" alt="Image of Farkham Hall with pride. Family associations with record breakers" title="Click here for full size view of image Farkham Hall with pride. Family associations with record breakers">
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If you are a solicitor in Blaenau GwentFarkham HallBlaenau GwentNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
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If you are a solicitor in Bloomsbury, High Holborn, Kings Cross, Gray's Inn, New Oxford StreetFarkham HallBloomsbury, High Holborn, Kings Cross, Gray's Inn, New Oxford StreetNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
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If you are a solicitor in BournemouthFarkham HallBournemouthNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
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If you are a solicitor in BraintreeFarkham HallBraintreeNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
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If you are a solicitor in BrentwoodFarkham HallBrentwoodNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
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If you are a solicitor in BuckinghamshireFarkham HallBuckinghamshireNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in Burnham-On-Crouch / SouthminsterFarkham HallBurnham-On-Crouch / SouthminsterNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in CaerphillyFarkham HallCaerphillyNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in Camberwell, Denmark HillFarkham HallCamberwell, Denmark HillNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in CambridgeshireFarkham HallCambridgeshireNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in Camden Town, Euston, Somers Town, Regent's ParkFarkham HallCamden Town, Euston, Somers Town, Regent's ParkNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in Canning Town, North Woolwich, Silvertown, London City AirportFarkham HallCanning Town, North Woolwich, Silvertown, London City AirportNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in Canvey IslandFarkham HallCanvey IslandNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in CardiffFarkham HallCardiffNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in CarmarthenshireFarkham HallCarmarthenshireNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in Catford, Hither Green, BellinghamFarkham HallCatford, Hither Green, BellinghamNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in CeredigionFarkham HallCeredigionNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in CharltonFarkham HallCharltonNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in ChelmsfordFarkham HallChelmsfordNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in Chelsea, Brompton, KnightsbridgeFarkham HallChelsea, Brompton, KnightsbridgeNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in CheshireFarkham HallCheshireNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in ChichesterFarkham HallChichesterNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in Chingford, Highams Park SewardstoneFarkham HallChingford, Highams Park SewardstoneNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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This was a full dress rehearsal outside the Amble Inn, illuminated with burning brand torches the side looked resplendent in their regalia of blacked faces and all black clothing with black and gold tassels.
All was going well with Kaye Keating, our local baker treading an excellent measure, bewildering the 'hounds', Basil Potbound, Jack Dawes, Doug Graves and Ken Ellman before taking up her prone position, hiding in the middle of the hounds while they danced themselves into the ground.
Music was provided by the able trio of Rosemary Notweed on fiddle, Helena Handcart on drum and our local GP, Dr Leitch on accordian. Dr Leitch wasn't very tall, but what he lacked in stature he made up for in enthusiasm. He insisted on standing on a wooden box to play so that he could get a better view of proceedings. That is where the problems began really.
Rosemary Notweed, a lady well into her 60s was getting more and more engrosssed in the music, marching back and forth in time to the beat but went one step too far. The flaming brand behind her caught in the magnificent tassels on her coat, setting them ablaze in an instant. She screamed and ran forward away from the flames, but too late. Especially for Dr Leitch, with whom she collided, sending him flying from his perch. Now, falling off a box is one thing, but falling off a box to land on an accordion across your midriff is entirely another. The jolt of pain left the medical man reeling.
Helena instantly cast her drum aside and went to Rosemary's aid, tearing off her burning black outfit and jumping on its remains to extinguish it. Meanwhile, this kerfuffle had not escaped the attention of the dancers. Kay Keating stood up rather abruptly, accidentally headbutting Basil Potbound on her way up. The sickening crunch and sudden spurt of blood instantly said "broken nose" and he dropped his baton in shock.
Seeing that Doug was about to put his foot on the newly liberated stick, Jack grabbed it. Too late. Doug trod heavily, not only on the stick but also on Jack Dawes' hand, as we found out later, breaking several fingers, before turning his own ankle over in the process and causing a nasty fracture. "You bloody idiot Potbound!", he grimaced. "It's Peabune, you peasant", shouted Basil, who was always a little touchy about his name, advancing toward them, pausing only to pick up another baton that had been thrown loose in the melée.
In the meantime, Ken Ellman had run over to help Helena extinguish the flame engulfed, substantial form of Rosemary, whose trousers had also joined in the conflagration, but couldn't be removed over her Dr Marten's boots, so were being torn from her in a most undignified fashion. She seemed strangely reluctant. It was then that Helena discovered the pothole in the pub car park that had somehow worked its way under Rosemary's jacket. The sickening crunch of her ankle disintegrating as her foot disappeared southwards was clearly heard as far away as the irate Mr Potbound, who stopped in his tracks and turned quite pale.
The reason for Ms Notweed's discomfiture was becoming apparent as more of her Badgersnadgers finery was torn away. Her foundation garments were then exposed to all and sundry, and turned out to be a most revealing and unexpected sight. On somebody about 30 years younger and several kilogrammes lighter, the bright red, fur trimmed basque with ultra low cut balcony may have looked alluring. Sadly, Rosemary looked as though she had been forced into said garment before being somewhat over inflated. Worse still, the heat had melted the plastic whalebone ribs, which had distorted to add an even more grotesque shape to the ensemble. They had also, it seems, welded themselves to her skin in a most painful fashion.
Now screaming in pain, along with the howls of Ms Handcart, the groans of Dr Leitch, more painful groaning from Jack and Doug along with various vile nasal mutterings about ignorami and peasants from Basil, Rosemary spotted the small duck pond in the grounds of the Amble Inn and hurled herself at it to cool the burns that were looking very red and angry on her back. Sadly, she didn't notice the low fence surrounding the pond, so went in face first instead of her target landing zone. The pond, being only 8 inches deep responded by removing her four front teeth.
"Hey Potbound!" Shouted Doug, "Aren't you going to come and help us?" I can't walk here." "It's bloody Peabune you bloody peasant!" retorted Basil. "Get it bloody right!". With his good hand, Jack hurled a baton at Basil, catching him squarely in his right eye. Not bad for a natural right hander, you have to agree. Basil added to the general cacophony with a pained howl fair fit to curdle the blood. Dropping to his knees was a mistake though, especially as the spot he chose was where the majority of the discarded batons were piled. The instant pain in his knee at least took his mind off his eye for a moment, but not for long.
The Far Kingtown Hospital was called but to no avail, there were too many casualties for their ambulance availability. Luckily, Ken Ellman was unscathed and had his tractor plus flat bed trailer with him, so the injured members were all duly loaded up and he drove them to A&E. The triage nurse couldn't believe the carnage, saying that it was worse than the night that a couple of jokers had released a bull in the beer tent at the Farkham Hall Young Farmers Annual Dinner in 1976.
We will leave the last word to Ken Ellman who had this to say. "Welllll, Oi'm juzzz don't know whaaaart aaaaarl the vuss am about! One minet, Oi'm 'aaaarvin' a noize' peezeful daaaaarnze, and the negggs minet, all 'ell breakz looze. Bludi zilly buggerz. Oi'm'll gonna be layte for moi dinner now and Oi'm'n'll ztill 'avvv to getz up urrrrly vor milkin' in the mornin'".
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Anyway, as it happened, the only way to remove the corpse of the unfortunate beast was to hide it in a blanket and carry it out through the kitchen to the front door, which I did. As I slipped Sodov's mortal remains into the boot of the jalopy, I could still hear the plantive voice asking when she may be allowed to pet the animal just once more...
Poor old Dimitri ran out of excuses quite quickly and settled on the one that Sodov was very tired and was having a long lie down. True in its way I suppose. At the local veterinary surgery, we got a fairly chilly reception though. We left poor old Sodov in the waiting room for a while until someone came through to negotiate his disposal. One of the receptionists came through and shouted "What's this and who left it here?". Naturally we responded instantly, "Sodov, Varkov and I!". Well, I was shocked at the invective that subsequently poured out of her mouth. Needless to say, it became necessary for Dimitri to find another surgery for Tripova, and we left with our ears fairly burning.
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This was a full dress rehearsal outside the Amble Inn, illuminated with burning brand torches the side looked resplendent in their regalia of blacked faces and all black clothing with black and gold tassels.
All was going well with Kaye Keating, our local baker treading an excellent measure, bewildering the 'hounds', Basil Potbound, Jack Dawes, Doug Graves and Ken Ellman before taking up her prone position, hiding in the middle of the hounds while they danced themselves into the ground.
Music was provided by the able trio of Rosemary Notweed on fiddle, Helena Handcart on drum and our local GP, Dr Leitch on accordian. Dr Leitch wasn't very tall, but what he lacked in stature he made up for in enthusiasm. He insisted on standing on a wooden box to play so that he could get a better view of proceedings. That is where the problems began really.
Rosemary Notweed, a lady well into her 60s was getting more and more engrosssed in the music, marching back and forth in time to the beat but went one step too far. The flaming brand behind her caught in the magnificent tassels on her coat, setting them ablaze in an instant. She screamed and ran forward away from the flames, but too late. Especially for Dr Leitch, with whom she collided, sending him flying from his perch. Now, falling off a box is one thing, but falling off a box to land on an accordion across your midriff is entirely another. The jolt of pain left the medical man reeling.
Helena instantly cast her drum aside and went to Rosemary's aid, tearing off her burning black outfit and jumping on its remains to extinguish it. Meanwhile, this kerfuffle had not escaped the attention of the dancers. Kay Keating stood up rather abruptly, accidentally headbutting Basil Potbound on her way up. The sickening crunch and sudden spurt of blood instantly said "broken nose" and he dropped his baton in shock.
Seeing that Doug was about to put his foot on the newly liberated stick, Jack grabbed it. Too late. Doug trod heavily, not only on the stick but also on Jack Dawes' hand, as we found out later, breaking several fingers, before turning his own ankle over in the process and causing a nasty fracture. "You bloody idiot Potbound!", he grimaced. "It's Peabune, you peasant", shouted Basil, who was always a little touchy about his name, advancing toward them, pausing only to pick up another baton that had been thrown loose in the melée.
In the meantime, Ken Ellman had run over to help Helena extinguish the flame engulfed, substantial form of Rosemary, whose trousers had also joined in the conflagration, but couldn't be removed over her Dr Marten's boots, so were being torn from her in a most undignified fashion. She seemed strangely reluctant. It was then that Helena discovered the pothole in the pub car park that had somehow worked its way under Rosemary's jacket. The sickening crunch of her ankle disintegrating as her foot disappeared southwards was clearly heard as far away as the irate Mr Potbound, who stopped in his tracks and turned quite pale.
The reason for Ms Notweed's discomfiture was becoming apparent as more of her Badgersnadgers finery was torn away. Her foundation garments were then exposed to all and sundry, and turned out to be a most revealing and unexpected sight. On somebody about 30 years younger and several kilogrammes lighter, the bright red, fur trimmed basque with ultra low cut balcony may have looked alluring. Sadly, Rosemary looked as though she had been forced into said garment before being somewhat over inflated. Worse still, the heat had melted the plastic whalebone ribs, which had distorted to add an even more grotesque shape to the ensemble. They had also, it seems, welded themselves to her skin in a most painful fashion.
Now screaming in pain, along with the howls of Ms Handcart, the groans of Dr Leitch, more painful groaning from Jack and Doug along with various vile nasal mutterings about ignorami and peasants from Basil, Rosemary spotted the small duck pond in the grounds of the Amble Inn and hurled herself at it to cool the burns that were looking very red and angry on her back. Sadly, she didn't notice the low fence surrounding the pond, so went in face first instead of her target landing zone. The pond, being only 8 inches deep responded by removing her four front teeth.
"Hey Potbound!" Shouted Doug, "Aren't you going to come and help us?" I can't walk here." "It's bloody Peabune you bloody peasant!" retorted Basil. "Get it bloody right!". With his good hand, Jack hurled a baton at Basil, catching him squarely in his right eye. Not bad for a natural right hander, you have to agree. Basil added to the general cacophony with a pained howl fair fit to curdle the blood. Dropping to his knees was a mistake though, especially as the spot he chose was where the majority of the discarded batons were piled. The instant pain in his knee at least took his mind off his eye for a moment, but not for long.
The Far Kingtown Hospital was called but to no avail, there were too many casualties for their ambulance availability. Luckily, Ken Ellman was unscathed and had his tractor plus flat bed trailer with him, so the injured members were all duly loaded up and he drove them to A&E. The triage nurse couldn't believe the carnage, saying that it was worse than the night that a couple of jokers had released a bull in the beer tent at the Farkham Hall Young Farmers Annual Dinner in 1976.
We will leave the last word to Ken Ellman who had this to say. "Welllll, Oi'm juzzz don't know whaaaart aaaaarl the vuss am about! One minet, Oi'm 'aaaarvin' a noize' peezeful daaaaarnze, and the negggs minet, all 'ell breakz looze. Bludi zilly buggerz. Oi'm'll gonna be layte for moi dinner now and Oi'm'n'll ztill 'avvv to getz up urrrrly vor milkin' in the mornin'".
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If you are a solicitor in DerbyshireFarkham HallDerbyshireNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in DevonFarkham HallDevonNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the devon region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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If you are a solicitor in Docklands, Canary Wharf, Isle of Dogs, Limehouse, BlackwallFarkham HallDocklands, Canary Wharf, Isle of Dogs, Limehouse, BlackwallNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the docklands region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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If you are a solicitor in DorsetFarkham HallDorsetNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the dorset region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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If you are a solicitor in DoverFarkham HallDoverNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the dover region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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If you are a solicitor in Dulwich, Dulwich Village, West DulwichFarkham HallDulwich, Dulwich Village, West DulwichNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in Dumfries and GallowayFarkham HallDumfries and GallowayNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in County DurhamFarkham HallCounty DurhamNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in EalingFarkham HallEalingNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the ealing region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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If you are a solicitor in Earls CourtFarkham HallEarls CourtNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the earls region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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If you are a solicitor in East Ham, BecktonFarkham HallEast Ham, BecktonNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the east region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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Also, seeing an opportunity, a scale of charges based on relative cheerfulness of carols was devised and pasted to the offertory box. It went like this...
- ?20: Little Donkey or Silent Night
- ?50: Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
- ?100: Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel
- ?250: Joy to the World
- ?500: Hark the Herald Angels Sing
- ?1000 Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel (with actions)
- ?POA: The Ballad of Eskimo Nell, Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete
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If you are a solicitor in East Dulwich, Peckham RyeFarkham HallEast Dulwich, Peckham RyeNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the east region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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If you are a solicitor in East Finchley, Fortis GreenFarkham HallEast Finchley, Fortis GreenNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the east region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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If you are a solicitor in East AyrshireFarkham HallEast AyrshireNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in East DunbartonshireFarkham HallEast DunbartonshireNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in East LothianFarkham HallEast LothianNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in East RidingFarkham HallEast RidingNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in East SussexFarkham HallEast SussexNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in Eastwood, Leigh-on-SeaFarkham HallEastwood, Leigh-on-SeaNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in East YorkshireFarkham HallEast YorkshireNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in EdinburghFarkham HallEdinburghNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in EdinburghFarkham HallEdinburghNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in Eilean SiarFarkham HallEilean SiarNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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Also, seeing an opportunity, a scale of charges based on relative cheerfulness of carols was devised and pasted to the offertory box. It went like this...
- ?20: Little Donkey or Silent Night
- ?50: Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
- ?100: Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel
- ?250: Joy to the World
- ?500: Hark the Herald Angels Sing
- ?1000 Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel (with actions)
- ?POA: The Ballad of Eskimo Nell, Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete
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If you are a solicitor in Eltham, Mottingham New ElthamFarkham HallEltham, Mottingham New ElthamNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in EssexFarkham HallEssexNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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Nobody from the Farr Canal Boat Company arrived, but the flashing blue lights soon alerted the family to a different presence and Farr-Quinell F&A spent an uncomfortable night as guests of the Farkham Constabulary before the true meaning of the message was finally established. I guess the company must have used low quality tape in their answering machine...'; window.scrollTo(0,0);" alt="Image of Farr Canal Holiday Goes Wrong!" title="Click here for full size view of image Farr Canal Holiday Goes Wrong!">
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If you are a solicitor in ExeterFarkham HallExeterNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in FalkirkFarkham HallFalkirkNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in FalmouthFarkham HallFalmouthNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in Fenchurch Street, Tower Hill, Monument, AldgateFarkham HallFenchurch Street, Tower Hill, Monument, AldgateNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in FifeFarkham HallFifeNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in Finchley, Finchley Central, Church EndFarkham HallFinchley, Finchley Central, Church EndNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in Finsbury Park, Manor House, Harringay, Stroud GreenFarkham HallFinsbury Park, Manor House, Harringay, Stroud GreenNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in FlintshireFarkham HallFlintshireNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in Forest Gate, Upton ParkFarkham HallForest Gate, Upton ParkNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in Forest Hill, Honor OakFarkham HallForest Hill, Honor OakNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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Dimitri Varkov was called on to interview the interested parties for a piece in Tintern Pravda.
When interviewed, the Notweed sisters were devastated. "All we were doing was trying to share health and wellbeing with people who need it most, and who live otherwise sedentary lives". "There is no religious, or spiritual implication, simply improved balance and coordination for our friends and neighbours".
However, Ivor Parrish had a different take on the position. "I believe that the inventor of these marital arts is the anti-christ himself and people who practice them have no place on hallowed ground". Even when it was explained to him that he must have misread some information somewhere, and the word he wanted was 'martial', as well as the fact that Tai Chi isn't a martial art, merely a controlled and gentle form of exercise that can benefit all ages, he was adamant that his decision was the right one in the eyes of God.
Dimitri went on to remind Rev Parrish that the church hall wasn't on consecrated ground either, but was leased to the church by the local education authority who no longer needed it for a gymnasium. "Varkov!", Dimitri thought he heard him say. "Yes", replied Dimitri, to be told that it was an instruction to leave rather than a call of his name... Most unvicarlike language was being used, but it was clear that the interview was over.
We understand that the regular Tuesday night slot has now been taken over by the local Freemasons, whose Worhipful Master is the brother of Ivor Parrish, while their Lodge undergoes refurbishment. I am just wondering if they are matching the £10 per week contribution to the church funds that the Notweed sisters chipped in?
The appallingvicarbastard was unavailable for further comment as he was taking his modest annual break in Juan les Pins.
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If you are a solicitor in Fulham, Parson's GreenFarkham HallFulham, Parson's GreenNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in GlasgowFarkham HallGlasgowNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
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If you are a solicitor in GlasgowFarkham HallGlasgowNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the glasgow region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages.

- Escape to the country
- Imaginary Stately Home
- Country E-State of Mind
- Yamaha Past Masters Racing Team
- Motorcycle Race Team
- Bike Racing
- Motorcycle Racing
- Teeshirts
- Designer Clothing
- Branded Goods

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If you are a solicitor in GloucestershireFarkham HallGloucestershireNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the gloucestershire region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages.

- Escape to the country
- Imaginary Stately Home
- Country E-State of Mind
- Yamaha Past Masters Racing Team
- Motorcycle Race Team
- Bike Racing
- Motorcycle Racing
- Teeshirts
- Designer Clothing
- Branded Goods

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If you are a solicitor in Golders Green, Hampstead Garden SuburbFarkham HallGolders Green, Hampstead Garden SuburbNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For details of our services in the golders region, click in the header of any page, or call:0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
Click here for a list of services and key delivery towns or villages.
