Farkham Hall - It's a Country E-State of Mind

As the long standing squire of Farkham Hall, I find it useful to retreat there when the modern world just gets a little bit too much. Farkham Hall is more than just an imaginary country house, it is a complete country e-state of mind.

Remember, when it all gets a bit too much, just close your eyes and picture yourself approaching the impressive main doors, ready to close them behind yourself, take a deep breath and think Farkham Hall. You will feel better in no time.

It's your hall, have it your way!

As Farkham Hall only exists in the mind, it can be as grand or as humble as you wish. There can be as many wings, grand halls, staircases, ballrooms, libraries, dining halls, music rooms, playrooms, games rooms, bedrooms and outbuildings as you wish. You can have as many or as few staff as you want, and there can be any number of strings of polo ponies in the stables (or any other kind of animal you wish).

The important thing is that as this doesn't exist, try as they may, there is nobody in the world that can take it away from you or mar your pleasure of ownership. Now, there aren't many things you can say that about are there?

Stop Press!
The final release of the Founders' teeshirts has been a long time coming, but the balance of the original limited run of 100 is now finally available.
Join the Farkham Family Founders!
The first Farkham Hall teeshirt was produced as a strictly limited edition of 100 pieces. Sadly, Dimitri was left in charge of ordering and we ended up with an unsaleable mix of sizes, only selling fifteen shirts in total. However, now the initial stock has been destroyed, by using the miracle of print on demand, we can finally make the remaining 85 shirts available in sizes that will actually fit people. I am frequently asked for new stocks of this rare item, so grab one while the going is once again good. online shop.