As the long standing squire of Farkham Hall, I find it useful to retreat there when the modern world just gets a little bit too much. Farkham Hall is more than just an imaginary country house, it is a complete country e-state of mind.
Remember, when it all gets a bit too much, just close your eyes and picture yourself approaching the impressive main doors, ready to close them behind yourself, take a deep breath and think Farkham Hall. You will feel better in no time.
It's your hall, have it your way!
As Farkham Hall only exists in the mind, it can be as grand or as humble as you wish. There can be as many wings, grand halls, staircases, ballrooms, libraries, dining halls, music rooms, playrooms, games rooms, bedrooms and outbuildings as you wish. You can have as many or as few staff as you want, and there can be any number of strings of polo ponies in the stables (or any other kind of animal you wish).
The important thing is that as this doesn't exist, try as they may, there is nobody in the world that can take it away from you or mar your pleasure of ownership. Now, there aren't many things you can say that about are there?
There will be a short break in the production of Farkham Hall teeshirts and other branded goods. Unfortunately, the primary source of these has closed down, leaving us without the print on demand facility that had revolutionised our shop.
Keep an eye on this page for developments and new designs as soon as we can find an alternative supplier.
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Do you ever want to sit in your own stately home and just shut the doors so that the rest of the world knows they must leave you in peace for a short while? By building your own Farkham Hall in the Abbey Wood, West Heath, Crossness area you can create your very own country e-state of mind. The building can be as grand or as modest as you wish, with just the right amount of bedrooms, dining halls, libraries, studies, reception areas and sweeping staircases as you wish. The design is entirely up to you, and can be created anywhere you like with no need for planning permission, or bang on your doorstep in in Abbey Wood, West Heath, Crossness.
If you are a solicitor in Abbey Wood, West Heath, CrossnessFarkham HallAbbey Wood, West Heath, CrossnessNo matter how much the boss is getting on your case, or how demanding your family is being, you can simply put up two fingers, close your eyes and breathe the words ?Farkham Hall? along with a huge sigh of relief. Even better, you can save yourself the trouble of saying the words by proudly displaying them on one of our exclusive teeshirts. Available from the onlline shop
, by phoning us, or in the race paddock, take this opportunity to show the world what to do, while you support our bike racing team in the Yamaha Past Masters series.
We hope that the pictures used help provide inspiration to create your own Farkham Hall. Many of the pictures used in these pages come from the Frith Collection where you can buy prints online, which also contributes to our race budget as the awfully nice people there give us an introductory commission. To find out more, simply click in the header of any page to email us or call Farkham Hall on
For more information, simply click in the header of any page to email us, or call on 0203 239 0350 or 07703 290243
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